Lavender’s blue, dilly, dilly, lavender’s green,
When I am king, dilly, dilly, you shall be queen.
Who told you so, dilly, dilly, who told you so?
‘Twas my own heart, dilly, dilly, that told me so.
I looked at the bottle with, admittedly, quite a bit of cynicism. This is the answer to my late night dates with pizza rolls? A few drops of this will combat my love of soda and banish my cravings for tortilla chips?
Actually, it did.